I think I would be considered a general at the point?
At least you know who the CEO is…
Are you calling me fat? 😩
I might actually respond to this one. It was kinda cute.
Not when you just throw it out there.
Absolutely not. Fellas, if you’re married, get off of okcupid. Go be married. This is the life you’ve chosen, now make it work. Ew.
This is the best.
1) yes I do. 2) yes we do. 3) hell no I will not give you my discount, idiot. I love my job.