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I think I would be considered a general at the point? 

At least you know who the CEO is…

I think I would be considered a general at the point?

At least you know who the CEO is…

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
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I might actually respond to this one. It was kinda cute.

I might actually respond to this one. It was kinda cute.

— 2 weeks ago
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Not when you just throw it out there.

Not when you just throw it out there.

— 2 weeks ago
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Absolutely not. Fellas, if you’re married, get off of okcupid. Go be married. This is the life you’ve chosen, now make it work. Ew.

Absolutely not. Fellas, if you’re married, get off of okcupid. Go be married. This is the life you’ve chosen, now make it work. Ew.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
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1) yes I do. 2) yes we do. 3) hell no I will not give you my discount, idiot. I love my job.

1) yes I do. 2) yes we do. 3) hell no I will not give you my discount, idiot. I love my job.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
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